Number 1 – Funny Chelsea Fans Slamming Fernando Torres Image
Just look at the image and let your imagination break free. Did die-hard Chelsea fans play the biggest role in luring Fernando Torres to London?
The so-called “half a boy, half a girl, transvestite-like” player seems so intimidated by Chelsea’s anti-Liverpool supporters on the picture. Oh wait... maybe Fernando Torres was rather thinking, “you retarded blue fans, don’t you know I’m yours in truth?”
So ummm, what was Fernando Torres actually talking about when he shared the following comments with the media as he discussed his shocking transfer from Liverpool to Chelsea?
“Also, I wanted to join because Chelsea have always shown a big respect for me. They really wanted me and it's important when you have the support of the club. The fans always showed respect to me when I came to Stamford Bridge and at Anfield.”
Did Chelsea fans always show respect to Fernando Torres? Well, don't tell me that the picture above is a photo montage. Above all, let's not mention the extremely insulting lyrics of Chelsea's old Fernando Torres song...
Number 2 – Funny Fernando Torres Quote As A Chelsea Player
“I will never say anything bad about Liverpool,” Torres declared in an interview as a Chelsea player according to the Guardian.
Oh, but bad things have already been said in a way or another. Does anyone understand what points Fernando Torres wants to make by these other comments which he made following his late departure from Liverpool?
“The target for every player is to play for one of the tops clubs in the world and I can do it now, so I'm very happy. They are one of the best teams in Europe and always fighting for everything - and that is a step forward.
“I'm joining a team that is at the top level. There's not another level after Chelsea.”
Number 3 – Funny Transfer Deadline Failure As 2 Minutes Cost A Whole Deal
Who is to blame – Blackpool’s shareholders who could only sign papers late or the speed of the clock? In such a weird transfer story, Tottenham Hotspur missed out on Charlie Adam’s signature... by only 2 minutes!
Number 4 – Funny Tweet By Manchester United’s Stunned Rio Ferdinand
“Wow, how much would Ronaldo, Messi or......... ME be worth 2day in this crazy market?!!! 100m+ all day!!”
In fact, Rio Ferdinand couldn’t express his astonishment better than that, but trying answering his question in the meantime. Now if you think about Andy Carroll, that means that you are looking at a player who is worth £35M!
Is there any deadline that influenced a deal more than the January transfer window’s 11th hour?
Number 5 – Welcome To The EPL, You Hand-Of-The-Devil Maker!
So Luis Suarez made his dream move to England where the media have put football under the spotlight. Now here is a problem for the Uruguayan international: how will he hide from all the pressure in case he happens to bite a player like he did at Ajax to Otman Bakkal?
Watch out for more funny reactions this weekend as Chelsea and Liverpool lock horns. Be careful boys, make sure you don't engage in a bloody fight at Stamford Bridge on Sunday!
